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|Wed, Jul 18 2007||300||Douglas Adams||
Being in the emotional state that I am this night,
I started crying when I just discovered you died,
some six years after the event.
Not sure if I was crying for you or for me or for my
miniscule being, not even knowing that you are already
not with us for some six years.
I felt I could at least express my feelings and appologies
for this unknown fact in public,
by paying some homage.
So let me tell you something, Doug,
you are not even remotely dead,
and you continue to copy my style of writing
every day that goes by,
and one day, when they invent your time machine,
I will sue you for this.
And thank you again for being such a huge inspiration
in my writings regarding the Theory of Evolution,
and you are also a huge part in my presumed new
findings and deductions from it,
and irrelvant as it may be,
the there is-no-god non-proof is but a small example.
The very short life of a whale in flight is the story
of almost all creatures in nature.
|Sun, Jul 15 2007||1800||Archimedes||
Like most Skywalkers, Potters and Men,
he was also a Jedi Magician in Black.
he could see things - after they happen.
He was a geologist, you see.
There was a stone in the bathroom that day
and he stepped on it.
He jumped out naked in revelation horror
holding the stone in his hand.
The water level dropped drastically.
EURICA! - He shouted.
Inside the stone he saw a galaxy of a time scaled aquarium.
|Sun, Jul 15 2007||2000||BBC Life of Plants||
So this wheat kernel said to his nursing farmer:
Two million years ago, when you and your man kind
where only about a dozen or so,
so were we.
And we are both still here.
And all the while you did all this farming work,
and I continue to command you to continue to farm for me,
you will obey.
|Fri, Jul 13 2007||190||Evolution Soap||
She must stay out all night.
You know, its in her blood!
I don't think this kind of thing can be inheritted.
I don't see why not? Eye color and money is!