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|Sun, Jul 15 2007||2000||BBC Life of Plants||
So this wheat kernel said to his nursing farmer:
Two million years ago, when you and your man kind
where only about a dozen or so,
so were we.
And we are both still here.
And all the while you did all this farming work,
and I continue to command you to continue to farm for me,
you will obey.
|Thu, May 31 2007||600||Evolution Take 1812||
The Babel Fish is ancient.
A new predator arrived at the territory.
An unknown species.
The neo predator feeds only on websites of a specific kind.
If they are sufficiently symbotic with its needs,
he takes control.
It feeds the websites, creating a dependency,
thereby transorming and adjoining
them to become part of his territory of control.
|Fri, Jun 02 2006||100||Gummy Snakes||
Its one of those quiet winter nights.
Despite the thunderstorms,
Junior is tucked away safely in the crib,
and Faye is fast asleep too.
It is three in the morning.
Junior sneezed just a few minutes ago.
This was on or around midnight,
and we were both still awake
and made nothing of it.
But it reminded me that I forgot to sum up the total
and it will crash tomorrow in front of everybody
in the meeting and embarrass him so,
and I can't let that happen,
so my eyes are bloodshot,
but I have to finish this
before they show up to the meeting,
and what is this gummy snake noise coming
from the bedroom to put a smile on my face?
I am just stepping into my other shoe
when the bedroom door opens.
And what today? I say.
Just Ice Cream, nothing special, Faye says and puts
Junior's walkie talkie in her coat pocket.
Not that she doesn't trust me or anything,
she knows I hear every sneeze, even if I Am asleep.
It never hurts to have two rather than one.
This is so depressing, I say, if I don't join you I might collapse
and fall asleep before you return and never finish this.
will you let me this time?
We have long since agreed that the highest hysteria level
between us is what counts with everything titled Junior,
so in this case, I have to ask.
yeah, well, maybe the rain will do you good.
It took not fifteen minutes from the time we came back
until the bug was fixed.
Faye was still awake.
|Fri, Jul 13 2007||210||Lice||
Any politician who can convince us that
he shares a life with his wife with the same
level of companionship since the day they met,
as we have with Lice since the day we met,
will be elected president.