Douglas Adams

Being in the emotional state that I am this night,
I started crying when I just discovered you died,
some six years after the event.

Not sure if I was crying for you or for me or for my
miniscule being, not even knowing that you are already
not with us for some six years.

I felt I could at least express my feelings and appologies
for this unknown fact in public,
by paying some homage.

So let me tell you something, Doug,
you are not even remotely dead,
and you continue to copy my style of writing
every day that goes by,
and one day, when they invent your time machine,
I will sue you for this.

And thank you again for being such a huge inspiration
in my writings regarding the Theory of Evolution,
and you are also a huge part in my presumed new
findings and deductions from it,
and irrelvant as it may be,
the there is-no-god non-proof is but a small example.

The very short life of a whale in flight is the story
of almost all creatures in nature.

Douglas Adams

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Evolution Theory For Kids

Douglas Adams

At first the apples hung in the sky in much the
same way that bricks don't,
and then one apple started falling down.

By the time it hit the ground,
Newton had already instructed the
rest of the apples to do the same.