To Fight with God and Win

Like Jacob before him,
and later Copernicus,
he had a problem.

Nicolaus Copernicus

God will not let the minuttest detail left to chance.
In his book, he
advertizes his prooven work as theory.

Fooling God is a neat trick.
Its like fighting windmills.

windmill

Don Quixote

It is very diffuclt to do
without creating a religion.

creation

Charles Darwin

The Big Banging of God

Any true beleiver knows that God created the planet by
having created the content of the universe
with the creation of the big bang,
that the bible is educational, not literal,
and that science
has advanced far more than enough
for believers and atheists alike
to continue banging God on this issue.

Yes God

To proove there is a God is quite impossible too.

This one is distilled from the Guide:

If God is prooven to exist, then there is nothing left to believe in.
Proof of God defies faith.
Lack of faith defies the existence of God.

Russel calls it an antinomy.

God Logic

If you do not believe in God
and open a dictionary to find
that there is a definition there for the term,
then you will also not believe in dictionaries.

God Logic Puffs

Its a proof, don't you get it, there is a God!
OK, I accept, so there is no God.
Say what?
Well, yeah, if you have proven there is a God than
you don't have to believe it anymore either, so why should I?
So you still don't believe in God?
And you just a bit less...
So can you prove there is no God?
You want Me to prove that You
don't believe in God? Anybody else on the list?
So what you're saying is,
we don't know if there is a God or not,
but we can't prove either.
Yep. Looks like he's here to stay for a while longer.